#1
We All Sell Out For Holllywood
Duck Dynasty would like you to believe that this band of roughnecks
built an empire from a trailer's ashes. And with those awesome beards
and matching camo gear, it's not a stretch by any means. But behind the
thick accents and American flag bandanas hides a yuppie Southern family
who sold out for Hollywood fame. Just like the rest of us would.
#2
Meet Jace Robertson and Family
We understand if you don't recognize them. After all, they're no more
interesting than any other clean-cut American family. The pseudo surfer
hair, matching white shirts and beach background have a very Orange
County flair, wouldn't you say? In case you haven't guessed, this was
before the cameras started rolling.
#3
After The Cameras Started Rolling . . .
Look familiar? Jase and Missy Robertson ditched the beach and flip flops
look for something more Duck Dynasty-ish. This is also around the time
that Jase decided against ever showing his forehead in public again, or
the lower half of his face for that matter.
#4
Willie Robertson, Really
Hmm . . . Haven't we seen this picture before? Sure looks like Jase and
his family. . . Willie here took the surfer theme a step further,
bleaching his hair blond. Guess camouflage wasn't a big concern back
then.
#5
Willie Now
Willie, or Camo Santa as we like to call him, underwent the same
makeover his brothers did. Admittedly, he seems to have taken to the
transformation the best, bleach blond past not withstanding.
#6
Young Jep Roberstosn
No, this isn't some fashionable duck hunting model. This is Jep
Robertson. No facial hair yet though. He could teach your kid a thing or
two about proper selfie technique.
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