Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Life Tips You Need to Know

#1 Alarm Clocks
Does your roommate's phone alarm sound through the wall and drive you crazy? Call them. It will turn the alarm off. Wait for them to answer and they won't even miss work. 

 
 
#2 Plane Tickets
Buy your plane tickets in the middle of the week to save $100 or more. Ticket vendors jack up the prices on the weekend to trap vacationers who make impulse ticket purchases. 

 
 
#3 Bagel Holder
Here's a new use for your ancient CD-rom holder! You can take that useless old piece of plastic and repurpose it as a convenient sandwich holder. 


#4 Unplug It
Before you leave for work or class, unplug everything. Even when electronic devices are off they suck up energy. Pulling the plug can cut up to 10% off of your energy bill. 






WTF Wedding Pictures

#1 Old School
This wedding seems just plain wild -- kicking back to the good old fraternity days with the keg. Not sure if we're laughing harder at the upside down bride or her girlfriend's red socks. 


#2 Fruity Dress
Is green the new color for wedding dresses? Apparently this bride thought so. 

 
#3 Dolphin As Witness
This lucky couple was fortunate enough to have an inter-species audience in attendance at their wedding, as the dolphin curiously observed from above. 


#4 NRA Member Wedding
This wedding is packing some serious firepower! 



Awesome Genetic Portraits

#1 Cousins
Genetic Portraits is am award-winning photographic series by Quebec-based photographer and graphic designer Ulric Collette. By combining the portraits of two individuals who are related to each other, Collete creates a visual study of genetics.

Here, cousins Justine, 29, and Ulric, 29, are the same age but don't appear to share many similarities until you look closer -- specifically at their jawlines. We wonder how Justine's genetic portraits would compare if she was pictured with Ulric's two brothers! 


#2 Twins
20 year-old fraternal twins Alex and Sandrine make an interesting study in this photograph. Alex's face is skinnier, but their shared traits become all the more prominent in this genetic portrait. 


#3 Two Sisters
Anne-Sophie, 19, and her sister Pascale, 16, blend into one in this genetic portrait. Because the share a similar hairstyle and nearly identical features, the photo looks almost completely natural. 


#4 Twins
Laurence and Christine are 29 year-old twins who share very different hairstyles and do their makeup rather differently, too. But this picture indeed shows that the two are twins. Their cheekbones, lips, and noses line up almost symmetrically. 


Monday, November 3, 2014

Products That Really Shouldn't Exist

#1 Motorized Ice Cream Cone
Are you sick and tired of all of the hard work associated with turning your ice cream cone so you can evenly eat your scoop? Do you hate being left with a delicious edible waffle cone, and wish you could replace it with a piece of hard plastic? Yeah, we don't either . . . 


#2 Bread Gloves
Bread Gloves actually did quite well in terms of sales. They sold many more units then their sister products, bread shoes and the bread condom. 


#3 The Wine Rack
This is a bra that you can fill with wine. The long wait for an undergarment that can be filled with booze while at the same time accentuate your curves is over . . . If you wanted to be really meta you could fill it with milk. 

 
Products That Really Shouldn't Exist
 
#4 "I Poop Glitter"
The 'I Poop Glitter' toy just didn't sweep the Christmas shopping season quite like the manufacturers hoped it would. Maybe they should have gone with one of their other ideas, like the 'I Puke Rainbows' or 'I Piss Lasers' toys. 

 
 
#5 The Comfort Wipe
The obesity epidemic has reached a scale of such epic proportions that many Americans can no longer reach far enough to wipe themselves on the toilet. What's the solution? Diet? Exercise? Portion control? Of course not, it's a plastic wand that helps you reach your pooper. 

 
 
#6 Crap
Seriously, who needs this Crap? If there's one thing we don't need to buy right now it's more Crap. I don't think anyone's going to buy that Crap. I wonder what's in this Crap? 









Spot the Photoshop Mistakes

#1 American Apparel
Los Angeles-based clothing retailer American Apparel is a favorite amongst hipsters and college students. Though the company understands how to incorporate culture in its marketing strategy, it doesn't seem like their photo editing department is up to par. The rest of the horse seems to have disappeared! 

 
 
#2 Adam Levine
Women everywhere seem to love Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine. Not only is the guy a great performer, but he's also got handsome looks to boot. In this Vogue photoshoot, something isn't right with Levine's slender figure. Where is the rest of his torso? Half of his chest is gone. 

 
 
#3 Candice Swanpoel
Candice is definitely the most popular of the Victoria's Secret Angels right now. We can see why. She's absolutely stunning -- and you would think a model like Candice would need minimal photoshop. Looks like they 'enhanced' one side of her bust and left the other looking rather flat. 

 
 
#4 Marisa Miller
Victoria's Secret Angel Marisa Miller models a form-fitting red polo shirt for the company's clothing catalog. Miller is stunning -- as all the Angels are -- but we know something is blatantly missing from the picture. Her left arm! 

 

#5 H&M Evening
H&M launched a line of evening gowns last season and the collection included this dreamy blue gown. It's not the first time we've seen something funny in H&M's stock catalog pics, so where has this model's left leg gone? 

 

 
#6 SimplyBe
SimplyBe's website features lots of fun clothes for girls, and this adobe-colored dress sure caught our attention... for all the wrong reasons. What's going on with this model's fingers?! 












Why Duck Dynasty Is A Fraud

#1 We All Sell Out For Holllywood
Duck Dynasty would like you to believe that this band of roughnecks built an empire from a trailer's ashes. And with those awesome beards and matching camo gear, it's not a stretch by any means. But behind the thick accents and American flag bandanas hides a yuppie Southern family who sold out for Hollywood fame. Just like the rest of us would. 


#2 Meet Jace Robertson and Family
We understand if you don't recognize them. After all, they're no more interesting than any other clean-cut American family. The pseudo surfer hair, matching white shirts and beach background have a very Orange County flair, wouldn't you say? In case you haven't guessed, this was before the cameras started rolling. 


#3 After The Cameras Started Rolling . . .
Look familiar? Jase and Missy Robertson ditched the beach and flip flops look for something more Duck Dynasty-ish. This is also around the time that Jase decided against ever showing his forehead in public again, or the lower half of his face for that matter.



#4 Willie Robertson, Really
Hmm . . . Haven't we seen this picture before? Sure looks like Jase and his family. . . Willie here took the surfer theme a step further, bleaching his hair blond. Guess camouflage wasn't a big concern back then. 

 

#5 Willie Now
Willie, or Camo Santa as we like to call him, underwent the same makeover his brothers did. Admittedly, he seems to have taken to the transformation the best, bleach blond past not withstanding. 
 


#6 Young Jep Roberstosn
No, this isn't some fashionable duck hunting model. This is Jep Robertson. No facial hair yet though. He could teach your kid a thing or two about proper selfie technique. 



Surprisingly Cute Baby Animals

#1 Baby Pufferfish
This docile baby is one of the most poisonous creatures in the world. It's not that they'll "bite", they're deadly only if you eat them! The Pufferfish has many names which all describe it's appearance, but in science its species is termed, Tetraodontidae.

What's adorable is the baby looks exactly similar to an adult, just much smaller. Puffers can move their eyes independently. Many change color similar to a chameleon for defensive camouflage. Although they swim very slow, its backup deterrence against a hungry predator is to "puff-up" even larger, making its many skin-spines an unpalatable prickly supper to be avoided!

Some cultures serve up the Pufferfish as a delicacy to eat. Trained chefs carefully remove the toxic inner organs, but if mistakes are made, they're met with dire consequences. 


#2 Fennec Desert Fox Pup
Fennec fox babies are so adorable! Sometimes they're interbreed with domesticated dogs, and we're wondering if that's just what this pup is.

Fennec foxes are desert animals of The Sahara in North Africa. They been in existence for over 800,00 years, so they're more than resourceful in harsh environments. They're social and predominantly monogamous, with the male sharing in the pup rearing.

Their diet consists of mainly insects and they especially enjoy termites, eating approx. 1.15 million each year! The extra large ears amplify sound for locating insects, even those underground. Because of their small size (5-10 lbs), they're hunted by many larger carnivores, but they're fast moving and only come out of their dens after nightfall. 


#3 Baby Tapir
Aww this little spotted guy is trying to stare-us-down! Actually, he's not sure whether to run or stay. The tapir's natural home is in the jungles of South America, Central America, and Southeast Asia.

As they grow their spots fade similar to fawns. Adults measure approx. 7 feet long and 3 feet high. Some say they look to be a cross between a wild pig and a hippopotamus.

Like hippos they're good swimmers and the water is their favorite place to be. Additionally, their diet consists of plant-life in and around rivers. They have a shy nature, but have been known to be violent and defensive when nursing babies. 

 
#4 Baby Sand Cat
Don't be fooled by cute overload, the Sand Cat (Felis Margarita) is a little-known species of desert cats. They live in the harshest deserts of Africa and Asia. They're comfortable in environments other wildcats cannot handle, like the Sahara and Arabian deserts as well as those of Iran and Pakistan.

Sand cats look a like domestic cats, but they're larger and thicker, especially around the head. Their ears are wider apart which flattens out when crouching down for the hunt. Fur lines their under-paws and between the toes to protect against the scorching sand.

The most incredible fact is this cat can go for months without drinking water! Oddly, as a wildcat they're not afraid of humans. This cat is simply fearless and definitely impressive.

 
 
#5 Baby Porcupine
It's so adorable, we can barely hold back the urge to touch! Caution, this prickly baby is equipped to defend. When babies are born their quills are soft but within an hour they harden like needles!

If you're hiking in a forest (Americas, Southern Asia, and Africa), know they like to be near trees. Although they're peaceful critters, if shocked or cornered they can pose a painful threat.

Here's the scenario: Porcupine will make loud chattering noises as a warning. If this doesn't work, they tense-up, tuck the head down and swing the tail. Quills shoot out and if lodged under the target's skin, they will swell making them hard and painful to remove!