Monday, November 3, 2014

Products That Really Shouldn't Exist

#1 Motorized Ice Cream Cone
Are you sick and tired of all of the hard work associated with turning your ice cream cone so you can evenly eat your scoop? Do you hate being left with a delicious edible waffle cone, and wish you could replace it with a piece of hard plastic? Yeah, we don't either . . . 


#2 Bread Gloves
Bread Gloves actually did quite well in terms of sales. They sold many more units then their sister products, bread shoes and the bread condom. 


#3 The Wine Rack
This is a bra that you can fill with wine. The long wait for an undergarment that can be filled with booze while at the same time accentuate your curves is over . . . If you wanted to be really meta you could fill it with milk. 

 
Products That Really Shouldn't Exist
 
#4 "I Poop Glitter"
The 'I Poop Glitter' toy just didn't sweep the Christmas shopping season quite like the manufacturers hoped it would. Maybe they should have gone with one of their other ideas, like the 'I Puke Rainbows' or 'I Piss Lasers' toys. 

 
 
#5 The Comfort Wipe
The obesity epidemic has reached a scale of such epic proportions that many Americans can no longer reach far enough to wipe themselves on the toilet. What's the solution? Diet? Exercise? Portion control? Of course not, it's a plastic wand that helps you reach your pooper. 

 
 
#6 Crap
Seriously, who needs this Crap? If there's one thing we don't need to buy right now it's more Crap. I don't think anyone's going to buy that Crap. I wonder what's in this Crap? 









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