Ridiculous Japanese Products

#1 Edward Scissor Feet :

How much time have you wasted clipping one toenail at a time? You'll never get those minutes of your life back. But you don't have to waste any more.

Have you ever clipped your toenails too far and they hurt for like forever? That's going to happen a lot more now. You may even lose some toe meat. It will be worth it though. You'll be able to take one more cat nap with the minutes you'll save over a lifetime.

#2 Just Hanging Out :

Want to do your part to make the subway a weirder place? Why not try this chin stand? It's for sleeping while you're standing up.

It's also great for keeping subway crazies away. Now you're one of them. And subway crazies don't bother each other. It's part of the code. You may even get union benefits if you commute like this long enough.

#3 Wash While You Walk :

Wish that your washing machine wasn't so stationary? Now you can take your laundry on the go.

All jokes aside, why on earth would you need this? We've all forgotten to do Sunday-night laundry. But what would be the point of washing on your way to work? And how would you dry them? We're not even going to talk about the fact that there's only room for underwear in there. These give a whole new meaning to the walk of shame.

#4 Who Needs Hearing Aids?
Discrete hearing aids are for chumps. Why go small when you can go big?

This way you can hear what everyone's saying behind your back. They'll mostly be talking about how crazy you look. But you'll be able to hear it! You may also be able to pick up satellite feeds from space. Phone reception is probably pretty great too. But if anyone yells within 20 feet of you, your ears may bleed.