Thursday, October 16, 2014

Hilariously Bad Breakup Texts

#1 Celeb Comparison
This texter must have been pretty frustrated to breakup after his/her ex picked apart the celebrity comparisons! If that was enough to end the relationship it couldn't have been too good to begin with. 


#2 Ambiguous Breakup
We still good? Guess not<3 What a confusing mix of signals to send! Poor Blakeyyy! 


#3 Bye.
XXX wrote such a long, thought-out message but ended it so abruptly! At least she wished her ex well... 


#4 Dumpsville
This breakup sounds like a bad joke out of 6th grade. Although corny, as least it wasn't a boring breakup. 


#5 Magic Trick Breakup
This breakup text technique, although not so polite, is at least efficient! Guess he wasn't so serious when he saved the name as G


 #6 It's Time To See Other People
Sorry but you're not worth my time to even call you and break up with you. Have a nice life though.



 #7 The Wrong Number Breakup
Wake up in the morning and find this on your phone one is set up to have a bad day for sure. This is an easy and most definitely funniest way to break up with someone. Something tells us this was no accident. 


#8 First Comes Love, Then A Breakup
It's sad that a break up is done over a text but what is more sad is that it is a husband who is in the next room! 'Sorry hon, it wasn't meant for you so um what's for dinner?' 


#9 Bad Hair Day
This is proof that bad hair days are real. And apparently the root of all relationship problems.



#10 The Insecure Break Up
It's sad that a person hopes their boo thang is breaking up with them because they are too scared to do it themselves. 



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